Vault #333 (pre announcement discussion)

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Vault #333 (pre announcement discussion)

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I figure since everyone keeps talking about the next vault months before its announced, we might as well discuss this one.

I think it will be A 12" LP of the white stripes doing a reunion show only for this vault, and while you play it you can see a 3D hologram of jack and meg performing mid air inside your house. Also while the LP spins on your cell phone (you no longer need turntables) it gives off the scent of popcorn and hotdogs so you can enjoy that while watching the concert...oh and beer of course.

The 7" will probably be unreleased tracks from Jacks new band called "I can put my name on anything and sell it at insane prices and all you idiots will still buy it" from their latest album, before they broke up due to the drummer overdosing on hot diggity dogs (got it right that time pug, even though my iPad tried changing it twice)

And last, they will include a tshirt good for a one time use only that will take you back in time to any jack white show ever and after the concert it disappears and you're stuck in that timeframe.

Just my thoughts..I hope I'm right.
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no point in discussing because i'll probably be dead by then
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hawke000 wrote:no point in discussing because i'll probably be dead by then
Not true, vault 97 releases a potion that makes you live 241 years longer..keep up..
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I thought they already released it, wasn't it the WS record player kit?
Hey, it's just a fucking record. Chill.
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rival wrote:I thought they already released it, wasn't it the WS record player kit?
That was TMR 333 in the catalog, not Vault #333
Has everything you said today been true?
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sandmaniac3 wrote:
rival wrote:I thought they already released it, wasn't it the WS record player kit?
That was TMR 333 in the catalog, not Vault #333
Ya man, get with it, this is the vault of the future.
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arewhyehen wrote:
sandmaniac3 wrote:
rival wrote:I thought they already released it, wasn't it the WS record player kit?
That was TMR 333 in the catalog, not Vault #333
Ya man, get with it, this is the vault of the future.
Yeah, like 80 years in the future.
Has everything you said today been true?
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Wow so excited!!!
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will this vault still cost $60?

what will currency be like then?
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the cover art will probably look like this:
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<JackWhite> Hamptonio: yes, and tell the lovely wife that i really love the pot pie recipe. i can't get enough LOL! anyway, let me know when you get that package of test pressings i sent you.
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I've just come back from the future, and I can tell you there's going to be a slight delay in its shipping.
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woodisgood wrote:I've just come back from the future, and I can tell you there's going to be a slight delay in its shipping.
With third man? You've got to be mistaken.. :lol:
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