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Re: New York 'motherfuckers'

Postby kevron6 » Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:23 pm

You are going to have to dumb that post down for me I am retarded.

Kaber wrote:Clearly you go to the wrong church/forum/workplace/what have you

Brits are far more subtle - offense here is indirect sarcasm - part praise part put down

kevron6 wrote:List of names I have been called that offend me:

Cracker
Faggot
Asshole
Motherfucker
Cocksucker
Jew Boy
Kike
Bitch
Bitch Face
Fuck Cake
Fuck face
Dickhead
Retard
There are more but you get the idea
I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis.
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Re: New York 'motherfuckers'

Postby 3quid » Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:50 pm

Another group that really gets to me are those self riotous vegans. I can't tell you how many times I've sat down at a restaurant to eat my rare cooked steak or hamburger and have a vegan give me some kind of glare because I enjoy eating the food that god meant for me to eat. The discovery of fire led to an increase in consumption in red meat, which in turn stimulated brain growth. I think these vegans we have today don't get the benefits that red meat has providing mankind with and lack the rational thought process that most humans today have.
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Re: New York 'motherfuckers'

Postby mkuborn » Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:17 pm

hot steaming slice of fuck cake
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Re: New York 'motherfuckers'

Postby kevron6 » Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:20 pm

Vegan's have really bad gas as well. One works in my office and you can always tell when she is around. I guess it is from all the hummus and tofu she eats. She can run you out of a room pretty quick and you definitely do not want to go to the restroom for at least an hour after she is done.
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Re: New York 'motherfuckers'

Postby Kaber » Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:29 pm

kevron6 wrote:Chris did you just call me a Yank? What is a derogatory term for a Scottish person?


English
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Re: New York 'motherfuckers'

Postby anonymousbrunette » Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:42 pm

Kaber wrote:
kevron6 wrote:Chris did you just call me a Yank? What is a derogatory term for a Scottish person?


English


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Re: New York 'motherfuckers'

Postby icdvet » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:20 am

Kaber wrote:
kevron6 wrote:Chris did you just call me a Yank? What is a derogatory term for a Scottish person?


English


Those pasty-faced manky Scots gits just WISH they could be English :D
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Re: New York 'motherfuckers'

Postby love_islander » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:50 am

mkuborn wrote:hot steaming slice of fuck cake


I've been looking for a new offensive term to use, and I'm now leaving cock smoker behind
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Re: New York 'motherfuckers'

Postby kevron6 » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:56 am

I was not familiar with the term fuck cake until last week when a co-worker called me one.
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Re: New York 'motherfuckers'

Postby love_islander » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:58 am

kevron6 wrote:I was not familiar with the term fuck cake until last week when a co-worker called me one.


Are you sure you didn't mishear - fuck face or fruit cake?
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Re: New York 'motherfuckers'

Postby kevron6 » Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:00 am

love_islander wrote:
kevron6 wrote:I was not familiar with the term fuck cake until last week when a co-worker called me one.


Are you sure you didn't mishear - fuck face or fruit cake?


Nope I confirmed it by asking "did you just call me a fuck cake"? She responses yes I asked where she had heard the term and she indicated she had made it up. She addresses me as fuck cake everyday now and it has kind of grown on me.
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Re: New York 'motherfuckers'

Postby greginchains » Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:01 am

My personal favorite insult which can be used in any situation is "fuck stain" . Go ahead, give it a try. Even if its right back at me. Come on you fuck stains, give it a shot. See how good that works! :)
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Re: New York 'motherfuckers'

Postby love_islander » Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:01 am

kevron6 wrote:
love_islander wrote:
kevron6 wrote:I was not familiar with the term fuck cake until last week when a co-worker called me one.


Are you sure you didn't mishear - fuck face or fruit cake?


Nope I confirmed it by asking "did you just call me a fuck cake"? She responses yes I asked where she had heard the term and she indicated she had made it up. She addresses me as fuck cake everyday now and it has kind of grown on me.


It's gotta be a combo of those two as it's derived meaning
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Re: New York 'motherfuckers'

Postby kevron6 » Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:16 am

My personal favorite is jackass it can be combined with many adjectives and does not address race, religion or sexual preference; it is the perfect insult.
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Re: New York 'motherfuckers'

Postby 3quid » Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:18 am

kevron6 wrote:
love_islander wrote:
kevron6 wrote:I was not familiar with the term fuck cake until last week when a co-worker called me one.


Are you sure you didn't mishear - fuck face or fruit cake?


Nope I confirmed it by asking "did you just call me a fuck cake"? She responses yes I asked where she had heard the term and she indicated she had made it up. She addresses me as fuck cake everyday now and it has kind of grown on me.


I've got a guy at work that calls me "cup cake". I think he is a faggot.
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