Holy shit, no liquor for a while does odd things to a man. I swear I wrapped things up before midnight last night and now its 730 and I'm still pissed as a newt (why are newts so pissed by the way?). Beer + red wine + gin = weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelove_islander wrote:Alcohol ban in my region of Papua New Guinea for one month. No PNG buck's party, no birthday celebration this month.
Irish I could get drunk
I'm down for that if I make it up there. Was planning on bumming around for the Jack release as well, at least this way we are productivearewhyehen wrote:I just wanted to start off by saying its my 25th bday today. Wooooo. Second, I want to go to Nashville for rsd. I'm going to stay until jacks album release and there is 3 days between the two, who's going to go hunting for flexi discs with me during that time? The one on eBay is at 3500$ with 3 days left, I'll spend less money hiring a private investigator and looking for one myself. Where is that creepy guy who searches for people when you need him?
Right now all I picture is the scene from old school when wil ferrel streaks downtown and nobody follow him. Let's not do that. I think that a bunch probably went down in the same spot so let's find them as a group.
Also, I'm drunk so sorry for all posts tonight.
Oh, and please don't sell me anything tonight lol
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and i DON'T SNORE! 
Hell its just after 11am here and its makin me wanna crack a beer open right now!!!love_islander wrote:
This is the kind of speech I wanted to make for my 3000th post that will most likely be in the morning.
You've inspired me to crack open a beer on the Blunderbussin' Tuesday night.
We get served lunch up here from 11AM - to me it sounds like it's already time for a beer theredmdv1 wrote:Hell its just after 11am here and its makin me wanna crack a beer open right now!!!love_islander wrote:
This is the kind of speech I wanted to make for my 3000th post that will most likely be in the morning.
You've inspired me to crack open a beer on the Blunderbussin' Tuesday night.
Im trying to resist and youre not helping!hahalove_islander wrote:We get served lunch up here from 11AM - to me it sounds like it's already time for a beer theredmdv1 wrote:Hell its just after 11am here and its makin me wanna crack a beer open right now!!!love_islander wrote:
This is the kind of speech I wanted to make for my 3000th post that will most likely be in the morning.
You've inspired me to crack open a beer on the Blunderbussin' Tuesday night.
Are why eh encandycaneboy03 wrote:it's monday.... i don't give a flying two face fuck...monday's are just as good as the weekends to break out the ...everything...and in my case, might as well combine this thread and the devils lettuce thread...monday's just ask for it if you ask me.
and to appease monsieur loooove islands (post from up above).... master of nitty gritty looooove bitty...he's that guy we all know to travel loads and do loads of super genius research and who owns a stellar new home and all of us who ain't as cool as he is (i honestly am being sincere with that) but somehow kind of aspire to be unless we all settled and shit..in which case... can i couch surf? i can cook and clean like it's nobodies business. i'm also good with yard work and just about everything. jack of all trades sumbitch....give me couch..i gives you everyting...(and no that last word isn't a typo) i adapt well, am known to have superb etiquette.
back to the love though....
there's seriously some top notch, fucken as near to altruistic sumbitches on here...live...in realtime...on the whiteswirl.. (hey but seriuosly, why the fuck hasn't the "white swirl" been torn apart by our native pervy minded swirlers?!?!? huh?!?! huuuuuuuuuuuuh?!! i await answers. some of you disapoint me... but others... my oh my.. bloody nice and fucken sympathetic son of a guns. There's some people on here that i owe quite a bit too...but the mere consideration of thoughtful and generous gestures or attempts at being giving without wanting/expecting anything in return... i can't even fucken begin... i'm sure i'm not the only one that's been helped... and i ain't talkin about trivial "get me some vinyl because i don't fucken live there" kind of thing (although, big ups to any of of those who help and get helped with exclusive vinyl..big ups) but rather the up top (not in the high five sense...i give the best high fives but ain't my steez) fellas who seriously have a big heart and shit.
Shout outs (mtv TRL style *even though i fucken hated how they interrupted music videos) go to redsox homeboy...walrus dude from the kiwi region of the world...knows how to handle some aminals or 5.....the recent mofos who bought from me...including arewhyehen....don't understand the name..but yous got a blue suit and you created this thread....big ups there. and that other uk'er who gives me a run for being a bit more than just "fond" of Laura marling...overseas ...chris385 or w/ehis numbers are (somebody help that man out with his RSD whishes...dude's top notch and been a great asset to the swirl and its' contests that i rarely, if ever enter, nor win) in any case, some people in this place seriously deserve a big thank you from me...except for the runts who be keeping me from bringing my drinks and food into the arcade zone at chucky cheese man.... *yeah i'm still with that* i'm a grown ass man....i can handle my food...i don't uuse no f'n bib man..you see me with a bib? you see me getting spoon fed? shiiiieeeett.....
....wooooo.... and the last swig..................................end scene....
"and i still ain't got my fucken mini sugar/cinnamon coated donuts...can you believe that? "
